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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:35

They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Still no good
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So they tried
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
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Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What was it like being spanked as a kid?
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
What is the Rejuran skin booster for?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks