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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Still no good

Supreme Court for now allows Trump to deport migrants to ‘third countries’ - The Washington Post

So they tried

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nintendo Switch 2’s RAM, Storage, and NVIDIA DLSS Support Let It Surpass PlayStation 4, According to CD Projekt Red VP of Technology - Wccftech

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

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Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

What makes girls masturbate?

Everyone loved it.

No way

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What was it like being spanked as a kid?

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

What is the Rejuran skin booster for?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks